Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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