How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
dude. I can hear the air.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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