Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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