love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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