oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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