I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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