ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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