i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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