You're completely useless in the revolution.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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