If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I wear drunk well.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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