sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize