no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
