What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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