try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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