school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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