I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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