discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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