just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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