I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Randomize