i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Fuck appropriateness.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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