I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
