i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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