420 ftw
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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