when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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