remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
farters have to be the big spoon...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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