part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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