oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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