She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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