Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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