Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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