Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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