She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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