So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
sex in a hospital.. check
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