Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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