I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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