Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
