i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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