shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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