yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He better not be in your backpack
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I am naked and annoyed.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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