found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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