She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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