Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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