so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
honey bunches of taint.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
The ass gains better be worth it
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