My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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