that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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