I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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