Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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