I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
