How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
