The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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