I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You can't motorboat a personality
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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